How to Kill Sylar

Hey! Haitian Guy! Guess what? I’m pretending to ally myself with The Company so I can learn Sylar’s secret weakness and kill him!

It’s going to be hard though. Really hard. Sylar’s invincible! And he can crush my windpipe with just a thought. It may take a long, long time. And I’ll have to pretend to be his pal, and maybe even do some really bad things. But it’ll be worth it in the end.

What do you think, Haitian Guy? Here we are, watching Sylar through this glass window, standing no more than five feet away from him. Can you think of any way to defeat him? Any way to break through his invincibility? Anything? Anything at all? No? That’s okay. Like I said, it’s going to be hard.

Oh, what was your power again, Haitian Guy?

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5 Responses to How to Kill Sylar

  1. Steve says:

    Hey Haitian guy… I thought you were hiding from the company in Haiti. Remember how you were sick, near death and you blamed it on working for the company? When Mohender healed you, I thought you would understand that your evil company ways would kill you if you went back. So…..Why are you back?

  2. Brian says:

    I didn’t even watch. I think my run is over.

  3. TREBEK! says:

    Yes, yes. Now that could be. Right. Scared. Heart beats faster, breath gets short, and there’s cold sweats and adrenaline flows. Adrenal activity. Now hold on Just a minute. There was something that I read once. It was ancient history, just after the atomic age. Used for radiation sickness. Adrenaline.

    Doctor, hyronaline is the specific accepted for all radiation sickness.

    Yes, yes. Now. But before, adrenaline. Highly promising. Early research, but they abandoned it when hyronaline was discovered.

    Quite possible, Doctor. Perhaps a sufficiently efficacious compound could be developed.

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